While I am a large guy, I do fit in one airline seat..
Width wise anyways... SWA is the only airline I seen to not have to be in an exit row on to have legroom in coach.
I despise sitting next to fat people.. Especially when they complain about you wanting the aisle seat. I have NEVER had a fattie get up so I can piss without a 5 minute whine fest about "but its HARD for me to get up"
I told the last fat chick I got seated next to on my way from BWI to HOU that "you really should have a Diet Coke instead" when she ordered a coke. She almost started crying. I said, "if I could have gotten up and pissed without having to ask you nicely for 10 minutes before I called the FA to make you let me out, we would not be having this conversation now. If you kept your weight in check, we would have had neither conversation. Who knows I may have actually asked for your phone number"
It kills me when I see what would be a pretty girl, just gorge herself on food until she gets to Manatee proportions. Her purse was like a mobile 7-11 with snackycakes. Slow metabolism my arse.
/end I am sick of dealing with obese people rant.