My New Ride

[HAL Pilot]

It seats 24, has a master bedroom, master bathroom complete with shower, living room, dining room and kitchen.

Guess what this is?

(Hint: it's not the toilet!)

 

[Fly Navy]

A bidet?

 

[zuggerat]

an ottoman?

 

[squeeze]

Guess what this is?

Where you'll be spending all your alone time?

 

[Av8or72Dan]

Sweet! Come by and pick my butt up

 

[Cordespc]

Hey, cool! It's one of those fancy European drinking fountains! Poor design though, they always seem to be positioned way too low.

 

[Brett327]

A bidet.
Those things have got to feel weird.

Yeah, you know everytime I shower and my backside gets wet it does feel a little weird. Seriously though, anyone ever used one of those fancy Japanese toilets that squirt you in the tookus w/ warm water? Surprisingly pleasant and refreshing

Brett

 

[HAL Pilot]

Yup, it's a bidet. I was amazed - never thought I would see one of those in an airplane.

 

[gaijin6423]

Brett, while the warmed seats, automatic air freshener, warmed water spritz, and automatic lifting/lowering seats are novel, they tend to get a bit wierd after a while. I mean, who needs a freaking toilet that talks to you? Then again, it was a life saver after a few days partying in Shibuya (and lots of bizzare food). I'll leave the rest of that one up to your imagination.

 

[HAL Pilot]

Where you'll be spending all your alone time?

Actually, we carry 3 flight attendants (all female - no funny guys on this plane). So on the empty repositioning legs

It's a great gig. The Captain is another Hawaiian furlough and between the 2 of us, we hire the FAs. It's a daily contract for them so they have to perform to our satisfaction or ......

 

[Fly Navy]

But does it have the three seashells?

 

[gaijin6423]

Fly, I think you win the random lousy movie reference award for the day.

 

[HAL Pilot]

But does it have the three seashells?

You've stumped me with this one.

 

[Fly Navy]

 

[Riper Snifle]

Anyone ever figured out how the three sea shells work?? That is the one bit of movie trivia that always stumps me!