Funny Acronyms!

[ea6bflyr]

IKE: I Know Everything
BUD: Big Ugly Dude
BUG: Big Ugly Guy/Girl
SLJ's: Sh!tty Little Jobs (Mostly JO Jobs)
SPO: Special Projects Officer (as one is about to leave the squadron, one has no job and gets tasked with all the "Special Projects" or better yet NO jobs)

 

[Brett327]

FISH: F*** Is She Huge

I saw that anoying cvnt at Hook. News flash - She's now bigger than ever!

Brett

 

[A4sForever]

.....I had a couple near fights with some of the F-15 guys....

We had several ... on the ground and in the air ... in the Reserves .... we held up the honor of the Navy , thank you very much .... :fight_125:skull_125:icon_mi_1

 

[SimpleMind]

Didn't imagine I'd see someone post SMIB on here...classic! Had lunch with SMIB commander once in Leonardtown. He made sure I knew it too...lol

What do you think of the area Super? It's one of the most beautiful places I've seen....just wish the houses and land weren't so expensive.

FIF = Fool in Front (When you want to get to your destination faster you sit back and wait for this guy to zoom past you in his car, and follow him so he'll get the ticket.)

 

[Pugs]

Post cruise had a period where the Skipper was off for about three weeks at something or other. XO was clueless and the JO's we're runing Ops. We would put "FACIT*"down as the mission on the schedule.

F*ck Around and Call It Training" usually meant getting some MOA time or go out and rig some ships or kinda do whatever you wanted with the jet.

Pugs

 

[TheBubba]

Off Topic

FIF = Fool in Front (When you want to get to your destination faster you sit back and wait for this guy to zoom past you in his car, and follow him so he'll get the ticket.)

Tried that once... we both got it... Works everywhere BUT upstate NY.

 

[TrunkMonkey]

UDI -- Unknown Drunken Injury
What you have when you wake up the next morning asking all the people who were out with you how you got the random bruise or scrape from last night, and no one can remember
RTFQ/RTFA -- Read The "Full" Question/Read the "Full" Answer
Good advice for any type of military test-taking
BOHICA-WOKY -- Bend Over, Here It Comes Again - Without KY

 

[DanMa1156]

Tried that once... we both got it... Works everywhere BUT upstate NY.

Yeah I live in upstate NY. Def doesn't work while you're young.

 

[SteveG75]

Post cruise had a period where the Skipper was off for about three weeks at something or other. XO was clueless and the JO's we're runing Ops. We would put "FACIT*"down as the mission on the schedule.

F*ck Around and Call It Training" usually meant getting some MOA time or go out and rig some ships or kinda do whatever you wanted with the jet.

Pugs

We actually had schedules on the boat with DDA missions.

DDA = Day D*ck Around

 

[Flash]

BOCOD- B@#t Off Cut-Off Date (A designated time before you return home from deployment so you don't dissappoint your significant other)

GRASS- Great Ass (Callsign)

And I can't believe no one has put this one up yet......

LBFM- Little Brown F....... Machine

 

[RockyMtnNFO]

Yes !!! Scientific. Much better than WAG's ....

Okay, I know this is narking on myself, but I did not know what WAG meant until now even though it was SOP for CAC-7 Navigation.

 

[HueyCobra8151]

Paperwork has acronyms as well.

For example, all new joins are required to fill out their ID-10-T forms.

Also, BA-1100N's should be filled expeditiously, and placed on an ST-Ring.

(Also, if we run out of these forms, grab the keys to the humvee, drive down to admin, and pick up some more, also get 100 yards of flightline while you are there. Be sure to top off the headlight fluid before you go.)

 

[Riper Snifle]

BCG- Birth Control Glasses
PFC- Perfect For Cleaning
FORD- Fix Or Repair Daily
HONDA- Helping Other Nations Destroy America
BUICK- Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

 

[Brett327]

GRASS- Great Ass (Callsign)

Too bad she has a horse face.

Here's another one of my favorite female ECMOs:
FUPA (covert callsign) - Fat Upper Pvssy Area, AKA GUNT

This thread is going downhill fast - I'm happy to contribute

Brett

 

[A4sForever]

And I can't believe no one has put this one up yet......

LBFM- Little Brown F....... Machine

Ever downward in the death spiral ........

We gave up on that one in "polite" company ... to derogatory and crass the higher-ups determined .... so "LIPs" sufficed. Most people didn't know what we were talking about anyway .... :icon_mi_1