I am without a doubt of a higher caliber. I went to BYU for college and have good values.
What the F does this even mean dude? I don't know anyone with a criminal record who does this for a living (either convicted or just charged). And I also know zero people doing this who went to BYU (though I'm sure there have been some over the years). Suffice to say that your explanation means absolutely nothing to any of us.