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Thought Of The Minute

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hobbs77

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What's grosser than gross?

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

Yeah, it's by Jack Handy...Fools! HaHAHAHAHa
 
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kevin

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jaerose: the bear crapping reminds me of something i witnessed long ago.

a bear is taking a poop in the woods and a rabbit hops by. the bear asks "do you ever have trouble with poop getting stuck to your fur?" to which the rabbit replies "no. i dont". so the bear picks the rabbit up and starts wiping.
 
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Daedalus

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How do you do a quote on the forum? Anyway "I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it." From Gattica everyone should watch it, especially the part in the DVD extras where they say if you were genetically engineered you wouldn't be here (neither would Einstein, Winston Churchill, Pres Kennedy, etc.[because they were physically imperfect])
I know what that quote means, I have worked on 4 NASA spacecraft but can't get a good grade in Physics
BTW I am in the DC Baltimore area and need a job so I can pay for classes and PRK, I have a finance degree, anyone want to pay me?
 
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chazmurr

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Pro-procrastination:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it will only take you a minute to do.
 
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