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Thought Of The Minute
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A CApt was standing behind me on the shooting range for 9 mils and i have repeated shot nothing but bullseyes, when my new fav. quote ever came from him:
Capt: "get some pfc! oh yeah, he's DEAD!"
I continue to shoot with the capt getting more and more into it until the mag emptied and the slided locked back
Capt."why'd you stop shooting"
Me "out of ammo sir."
Capt "then throw the damn thing at him."
Me "I think the gunny would kill me sir"
"Me too, here's another mag. Keep up that shooting."
"Aye sir, thank you sir."
Capt: "get some pfc! oh yeah, he's DEAD!"
I continue to shoot with the capt getting more and more into it until the mag emptied and the slided locked back
Capt."why'd you stop shooting"
Me "out of ammo sir."
Capt "then throw the damn thing at him."
Me "I think the gunny would kill me sir"
"Me too, here's another mag. Keep up that shooting."
"Aye sir, thank you sir."
reapergm
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And now Deep Thoughts.... by Jack Handy...
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was taking my little nephew to Disney Land, but instead, I decided to drive him to an old, burnt-down shack. "Oh no!!!!" I said,"Disney Land has burnt down!" He cried and cried, but I think deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying". And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to say is, "Probably something you did."
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was taking my little nephew to Disney Land, but instead, I decided to drive him to an old, burnt-down shack. "Oh no!!!!" I said,"Disney Land has burnt down!" He cried and cried, but I think deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying". And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to say is, "Probably something you did."
goldwingdreams
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I've tried for 3 days in a row to take my FAA written exam. Damn computer f-s up every time. Just give me my damn cert. already!
reapergm
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Tip for OCS from my friend whose a Lieutenant... show up to OCS with a pair of blue slacks, a tan shirt and a smokey hat. When you get off the bus.. just start yelling at random kids... when the DI comes up to you.. tap him on the shoulder and say.. "Yo, you can go home, I got this sh1t!"
I booked RUN D MC when I was at college ...... cool guys even Reverend RUN ,,, Jam Master J was the coolest though ..... we vibed for a good 2 hours on all kinda stuff.
Anyway ... my random story .... I wnet bowling last weekend with a bunch of friends and one girl had never bowled b 4. We were trying to give her some pointers and trying to show here how to put spin on the ball. She said "gimmee the damn ball I can do this" ...... she ran down the lane, commenced in launching the ball half way down the lane, over the gutter and into the next lane over where this kid was just getting ready to throw his ball. The ENTIRE place was on the floor cracking up .... funny **** man!!!!
Anyway ... my random story .... I wnet bowling last weekend with a bunch of friends and one girl had never bowled b 4. We were trying to give her some pointers and trying to show here how to put spin on the ball. She said "gimmee the damn ball I can do this" ...... she ran down the lane, commenced in launching the ball half way down the lane, over the gutter and into the next lane over where this kid was just getting ready to throw his ball. The ENTIRE place was on the floor cracking up .... funny **** man!!!!
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