Santa's Runway Lights and Christmas 2008 "Must Have at All Costs" (for helo types)

[phrogpilot73]

As requested in FlashChat. First pic is me putting them up (yeah, it's a bit blurry). Second one is them up and running... Unfortunately, it was cold and raining when I put them up, so it looks like I was drunk. I might have to fix them when it warms up a bit...

 

[KBayDog]

I, uh, I thought Santa was supposed to use the chimney?

 

[phrogpilot73]

I, uh, I thought Santa was supposed to use the chimney?

No fireplace in our house, so we had to improvise and make new arrangements for him...

 

[MasterBates]

Phrog, I think PSW is hinting she wants a new house....

 

[KBayDog]

we live in a shitty little townhouse with no chimney. Santa is just going to have to adapt

That's unpossible.

No toys for the Phrog House this year.

 

[phrogpilot73]

why a new house here when all I want is out of the People's Democratic Republic of Maryland.

What she said.

 

[KBayDog]

What she said.

There is room for you at MCAS Miramar (Phrogtown, U.S.A.)

 

[NavAir42]

At least put a number on that runway so Santa knows that he's got the right house when he gets cleared to land.

 

[phrogpilot73]

At least put a number on that runway so Santa knows that he's got the right house when he gets cleared to land.

That's a damn good idea... Back to the store

 

[KBayDog]

That's a damn good idea... Back to the store

A better idea would be a NVG-compatible helo pad.

 

[KBayDog]

nope too much. Crosses my threshold for tacky decorations

NVG-compatible helo spots are tacky.

You must have some L-class time under your belt.

 

[skidz]

why a new house here when all I want is out of the People's Democratic Republic of Maryland.

Why not just jump the border south of you. There are some rather nice new houses about 10 minutes out the main gate of Quantico.

 

[Tactical387]

the way you aimed your runway its very possible that santa could end up in your living room looking very much like the kool aid man...

:icon_tong

 

[Pugs]

What she said.

You're not the only one. Every day here sucks a little more of my will to live

 

[Intruder Driver]

NVG-compatible helo spots are tacky.

Wasted argument. Santa flies jets. How else can he cover all that ground in such a few hours.