Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

[Schnugg]

"Wrecked him? Damn near killed him."

 

[coyote09]

"But are the girls clean?"

"Clean?! You afraid of a few bugs, son? You afraid of disease?"

 

[Birdog8585]

"Wrecked him? Damn near killed him."

I dont know what movie that is from but it reminded of a joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

 

[Pugs]

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

Love that one. Found it on line the other day

http://tinyurl.com/4h77hl

 

[Ventilee]

"They oughta cut the costumes higher up on the thigh, so you can see more ass."

 

[OUSOONER]

"if you say uh? you'll be talking to yourself because I'll be gone!"

Flight of the Intruder... my favorite line.

Now mine. (Hint: Playing Cards) "Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'." .. " Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. "

 

[Swanee]

"They oughta cut the costumes higher up on the thigh, so you can see more ass."

"Dave's a killer!" "Dave's a mess...."

"Hey hey hey, what the hell are you doing to the bus?" "Making it look mean!"


Only the greatest hockey movie ever made!

 

[Old R.O.]

Puttin' on the foil!

 

[BurghGuy]

"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

"Your very attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body"

"He's been club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."

 

[Pugs]

"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

"Your very attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body"

"He's been club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."

To continue the cs theme

"Never tell a Navy man he's had too much to drink"

 

[DocT]

Now mine. (Hint: Playing Cards) "Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'." .. " Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. "

Cool Hand Luke

"Furthermore, Dude, Chinamen is not the preffered nomenclature. Asian American, please."

 

[Omni]

Cool Hand Luke

"Furthermore, Dude, Chinamen is not the preffered nomenclature. Asian American, please."

The Big Lebowski.

 

[jt71582]

"Dave's a killer!" "Dave's a mess...."

"Hey hey hey, what the hell are you doing to the bus?" "Making it look mean!"


Only the greatest hockey movie ever made!

Slap Shot - awesome.

 

[Blutonski816]

here's a toughie...

"What good are ya? What good are ya without men?"

 

[Uncle Fester]

"The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea! And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."