"Wrecked him? Damn near killed him."
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
"if you say uh? you'll be talking to yourself because I'll be gone!"
"They oughta cut the costumes higher up on the thigh, so you can see more ass."
"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."
"Your very attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body"
"He's been club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."
Now mine. (Hint: Playing Cards) "Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'." .. " Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. "
Cool Hand Luke
"Furthermore, Dude, Chinamen is not the preffered nomenclature. Asian American, please."
"Dave's a killer!" "Dave's a mess...."
"Hey hey hey, what the hell are you doing to the bus?" "Making it look mean!"
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