I'll give ya'll three quick ones before I head out:
1. We had a guy whose last name was pretty long and had a bunch of vowels in it. The staff never could pronounce it right. Cand. Pavil...something.
SI: Palinski...Paleo...Palll....AH Sh**, if you're name ends in a P, shut the f**k up.
2. Cand: Staff Sergeant, what should these Candidates do with their roadguard vests?
SI (SSgt Areas, a great man): How about you stick em up you @**!
Cand: Aye, Staff Sergeant.
3. A female candidate from 1st platoon came over to speak with SSgt Areas since he was the duty instructor for India Co Jrs '04. She walked right into the 3rd platoon squad bay before taps and just started speaking to SSgt Areas. Well, that's not really how you do things.
Cand: Staff Sergeant the count on deck is 134.....
SI: Shut yo suck....how about Good Morning SSgt, or Good Evening SSgt, some s**t like that, not just, 'hey motha****, get over here." I ain't your boy.
More to come.
1. We had a guy whose last name was pretty long and had a bunch of vowels in it. The staff never could pronounce it right. Cand. Pavil...something.
SI: Palinski...Paleo...Palll....AH Sh**, if you're name ends in a P, shut the f**k up.
2. Cand: Staff Sergeant, what should these Candidates do with their roadguard vests?
SI (SSgt Areas, a great man): How about you stick em up you @**!
Cand: Aye, Staff Sergeant.
3. A female candidate from 1st platoon came over to speak with SSgt Areas since he was the duty instructor for India Co Jrs '04. She walked right into the 3rd platoon squad bay before taps and just started speaking to SSgt Areas. Well, that's not really how you do things.
Cand: Staff Sergeant the count on deck is 134.....
SI: Shut yo suck....how about Good Morning SSgt, or Good Evening SSgt, some s**t like that, not just, 'hey motha****, get over here." I ain't your boy.
More to come.