That's the understatement of the year...
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Miserable Stash Jobs
- Thread starter Ken_gone_flying
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That's the understatement of the year...
I'm stashed at one of the local elementary schools. I spend a couple days a week coloring and teaching kids how to read. It's actually kind of rewarding and funny most of the time.
Funny story side note...I walked in the classroom last week still carrying my helmet and jacket from the ride to "work" and had this conversation with 6-year-old Bryan.
Bryan: "Do you ride a motorcycle?"
Me: "Yes I do. Do you ride one too?"
Bryan: "I hope you die."
Me: "Oh. Well...finish your coloring."
Kids say the darndest things...little bastards.
Funny story side note...I walked in the classroom last week still carrying my helmet and jacket from the ride to "work" and had this conversation with 6-year-old Bryan.
Bryan: "Do you ride a motorcycle?"
Me: "Yes I do. Do you ride one too?"
Bryan: "I hope you die."
Me: "Oh. Well...finish your coloring."
Kids say the darndest things...little bastards.
And San Diego no less? You poor bastard...
LOL. You should have fought him, that would make a great story. This kind of reminds of that Role Models movie.
Spekkio
He bowls overhand.
This makes me wish that teachers had the ability to administer corporal punishment. That urchin deserves a swift smack in the mouth.
It was mentioned earlier. The worst stash on the face of the planet is MESS DUTY. Burning shitters is a very close second.
What makes mess duty worse is that it NEVER ENDS.
No O-1 has ever had a stash job worse than a typical E-1 or E-2 or E-3. I NEVER want to repeat my first year in the Marine Corps.
What makes mess duty worse is that it NEVER ENDS.
No O-1 has ever had a stash job worse than a typical E-1 or E-2 or E-3. I NEVER want to repeat my first year in the Marine Corps.
Huh? What do mother-in-law's have to do with anything?
Yeah, that town sucks. Nothing to do, no good places to eat. Just can't stand it. Gas Lamp, what a snooze.
Now Al Udied, that place has it going on!
Uh...why wouldn't we? Those are important things!
Now i'm going to go drink some beer.
Based on what I've heard of that school, he may unfortunately be fated to get something in the mouth, most likely as payment for crack.
Wait, there's another kind?
A Sailor bitching about his job?! Noooooo, say it ain't so!
I'm pretty happy with my stash job. Getting paid an extra $55 a day, 3 nights free at a major hotel chain and a new set of Callaway clubs. And all I gotta do is teach kids how to strap in and bailout of the -34. But I am going to have to put the hours in! T/W/Th 0500-1300. Oh, and I'm going to be in VA Beach.
I'm pretty happy with my stash job. Getting paid an extra $55 a day, 3 nights free at a major hotel chain and a new set of Callaway clubs. And all I gotta do is teach kids how to strap in and bailout of the -34. But I am going to have to put the hours in! T/W/Th 0500-1300. Oh, and I'm going to be in VA Beach.