Cross-Country Nametags

[bunk22]

Yeah, this investigation seems over the top. Maybe he was drinking when he made it. I've been lots of things when I'm drunk: Race car driver, Dolphin trainer, Secret agent, Movie producer... and I don't even know what a movie producer DOES.

I'm always a plumber when I'm drunk. That way I can tell chicks I lay pipe for a living....it never works

 

[BACONATOR]

I'm always a plumber when I'm drunk. That way I can tell chicks I lay pipe for a living....it never works

I'm a lamp repairman or a candle inspector, because it's ridiculous and hilarious.

 

[phrogpilot73]

I've also been known to drive a shit-sucker truck... When they recoil in horror, I say "it pays the bills"

 

[Harrier Dude]

I'm a stuntman......Colt Seavers......

Believe it or not, that has worked.

 

[A4sForever]

I'm a bus driver ... it also works.

When "they" inquire further and the dots don't connect -- I tell 'em my main route is from SEA/HNL-Tokyo. That messes 'em up ....

 

[BoaisyJon]

I've also been known to drive a shit-sucker truck... When they recoil in horror, I say "it pays the bills"

Best paying job I haven't had.

 

[AllAmerican75]

... and I don't even know what a movie producer DOES.

Depends. Are you an executive producer or just one of the regular producers?

 

[brownshoe]

I'm a lamp repairman or a candle inspector, because it's ridiculous and hilarious.

I used to always say that I worked in a felt tip pen factory feeling tips. It usually took a few minutes to sink in though.:icon_wink
Steve

 

[Lawman]

Im an architect.

But thats only what I do to pay the bills. It distracts me from my real passion, I work with retards.

 

[teabag53]

I stick with tug boat captain but have been known as a beekeeper too.

 

[BackOrdered]

Yeah, this investigation seems over the top. Maybe he was drinking when he made it. I've been lots of things when I'm drunk: Race car driver, Dolphin trainer, Secret agent, Movie producer... and I don't even know what a movie producer DOES.

If I'm not the Godfather of All Knowledge, I'm an unbeatable Jenga Grand Champion. Seriously, apparently I can play a perfect game of jenga drunk for some reason.

 

[Yank]

Ecologist who has trouble finding a job.

 

[Mumbles]

Im an architect.

But thats only what I do to pay the bills. It distracts me from my real passion, I work with retards.

..."I don't know what I'd do without those crazy bastards!"

 

[xj220]

You might be surprised by the tenacity of some of our Mod Squad in their pursuit of posers.

They just "disappear" people.

 

[Swanee]

Traveling hotel shower curtain salesman, I sell the curtains my associate sells the rings. Have also been Mike Rand, and my associate Chris McNally. We travel the country looking for new roads to map. Also was a student massage therapist; that worked pretty freaking awesome.