LMAO. It hurts. LMAO. I think he looks like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.
This is my favorite quote: "...and after you're enlisted you get a few years of GUARANTEED WORK, FOOD, and FREE TRAVEL."
In that order, right porky? Not only a job (to pay for more food) but food. And travel (b/c Canada sucks). Well, those military dudes have the world d!cked, don't they?
In the 2nd paragraph I love his emphasis on lazy. Drop and give me 20 you fat, pompous turd.
And he brings it home with this: "Another soldier is laid to rest. But don't feel bad: He had a plush government job, and died knowing his next meal, food, shelter, and future college education was paid for. All at the expense of tax payers like YOU AND I."
Damn, it isn't the least bit obvious he can't get into college, can't put food on the table (I better slow down right there), and lives in a cardboard box. Best of luck to you a$$ hat. Enjoy your amazing free-thought and intelligence that got you where you are today. And keep climbing that Walmart corporate ladder, b/c someday (in about 15 years), you'll get a raise to $7.50 and you'll valiantly uphold your 'arduous' job of Walmart manager.