If only I had read this warning before going out.
Pretty good night at Club O Club. I met Nittany and discussed the finer points of VAQ and met the Groper and discussed the finer points of sexually assaulting those five paygrades above oneself. And on that note, here's an idea for a facility improvement: the Sexual Harassment Meatball (SHM) - a large, tricolor visual indication of the current level of lewd conduct at the O Club. It will be green when there's not quite enough sexual harassment, red when there's a bit too much, and yellow when we are right on the Sexual Harassment Glideslope (SHG). Engineers, get on it.