Why you're not allowed to play in the cockpit!!

[theblakeness]

http://teamhouse.tni.net/Misc/noplay/cockpit.htm

the flight data transcripts im pretty sure is BS but the pics are still interesting.

 

[Punk]

oops

that was an expensive mistake

 

[VarmintShooter]

I'm not sure if the flight data transcripts were made up or not, but it was two cleaning guys who did it. Happened at Newark, and was a Continental MD-80.

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/06/14/airport.mishap.01/

 

[el_bastardo]

Awesome. Just awesome. Transcript seems made up though. I love this picture!

 

[Fly Navy]

Reminds me of the scene in "Airplane!" where the guy misdirects the 747 into the terminal...

 

[El Cid]

I'm just waiting for the two autopilots to inflate and take her off down the runway. :hot_125: :dunce_125

 

[EngineGirl]

Reminds me of the scene in "Airplane!" where the guy misdirects the 747 into the terminal...

"Surely you can save us!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes I can, and my name's not Shirley!!"

Man, I love that movie......

EngineGirl

 

[Jolly Roger]

"Surely you can save us!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes I can, and my name's not Shirley!!"

Man, I love that movie......

EngineGirl

"Roger, Roger"
"What's your vector, Victor?"
"Call for clearance, Clairence."

That is a great movie.

 

[Kycntryboy]

This is why you never, ever press the red button.

 

[flashypants]

"Roger, Roger"
"What's your vector, Victor?"
"Call for clearance, Clairence."

That is a great movie.

"Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor."

Definitely my favorite movie.

 

[Cate]

Love it. Love "Airplane II: The Sequel":

"Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
"Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?"
"Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces."
"Andy went to pieces?"
"No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued."
"Howie came unglued?"
"Oh, no, Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
"And he bailed out?"
"No! Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle."
"So Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie the next day."
"Over Macho Grande?"
"I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

 

[El Cid]

"Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor."

Definitely my favorite movie.

If I'm not mistaken that came from "Spies Like Us" with Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase both GREAT movies though.

 

[Punk]

If I'm not mistaken that came from "Spies Like Us" with Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase both GREAT movies though.

you are correct sir

 

[flashypants]

If I'm not mistaken that came from "Spies Like Us" with Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase both GREAT movies though.

You are correct, funny how I say it's my favorite movie, and quote a different movie huh?? Sh!t. Guess I gotta watch it AGAIN. That's embarrassing.

 

[Slammer2]

Love it. Love "Airplane II: The Sequel":

"Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
"Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?"
"Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces."
"Andy went to pieces?"
"No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued."
"Howie came unglued?"
"Oh, no, Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
"And he bailed out?"
"No! Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle."
"So Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie the next day."
"Over Macho Grande?"
"I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

Cate,

If you did that from memory I'm proud of you. :icon_wink