why I do what I do

[Dirty]

you are not here to re-live college

Uhhhh, yes I am...

 

[picklesuit]

I thought poems were supposed to rhyme...would that make your shit a rant, a motivational speech, or some shit you wrote on the 1-ply toilet-paper in the crapper by the Engines class?

 

[picklesuit]

I like to fly,
I like to fly up high,
Don't get high before you fly.

 

[NavAir42]

Nice sentiments but, wow. Umm, talk about awkward.

In keeping with the 40 Year Old Virgin spirit of what this thread has become:

"I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

 

[KCOTT]

the criticism here reminds me of this website...

Jon, age 8

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F

Kyle, age 8

You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F

 

[eddie]

I haven't cried this hard in a long long time.

I read the first post at like 0-dark:30 America time, thought nothing of it, and NOW I too am blessed, as I get to read the responses to it.

I swear to God, first post sets the tone.

 

[HackerF15E]

I salute you...because I respect you and the risk you are taking...

...by sharing such a composition with AirWarriors.

 

[Uncle Fester]

I'm not posting them to glorify my reputation...

Mission accomplished, dude.

Seriously. Picture this place as a squadron Ready Room. Now picture yourself standing up in front of your fellow aviators. "Guys, I just wanted to share my words. Hopefully this helps all of us."

Sound like a good idea? No? Then why the fuck did you post this bullshit? Keep your phat rhymes to yourself.

Fucking beatnik.

 

[Birdog8585]

Uncle F.....I just wanted to say.....you complete me.....BWAAAHHH!!!

 

[skim]

This thread inspired me:

I am a swo of the mighty seas
battling foes with greatest of ease
with golden waves upon my chest
I never give pirates rest
I wear my swoter with great pride
black shoes polished like the night sky
now come with me I say again,
with my lot of seamen....

 

[hofosho]

But, I wrote these random thoughts the other night as motivation as an SNFO in primary...I keep them now as a background note on my computer as something to read for motivation to study.

man i really hope you are in 4 and not 10.

 

[H20man]

Good food. Good meat. Good God lets eat.

 

[mastbump]

There once was a man from Bass,
whose balls were made of brass.
When they clanged together,
it caused stormy weather.
And lightning would shoot from his ass.

 

[PropStop]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth...

 

[Uncle Fester]

Come on, jwads. You posted that crap, now either get back on here and admit you're a tool, or tell us all to go fuck ourselves.