"Hey LTJG Nugget, you aren't scheduled today. Go over to TSC. The reservists are here and they can't remember how to do crypto."
"Hey LTJG Nugget, you aren't scheduled today. We need you to start the APU and open the comm box and sit on XXX while the FOs and 'Trons troubleshoot."
"Hey LTJG Nugget, we're changing the prop housing on XXX, you have duty pilot Saturday."
"Hey LTJG Nugget, why are you behind on PQS?"
"Hey LTJG Nugget, you know how you requested to have tomm off? We need you to fly with the Wing Stan guy. "
"Hey LTJG Nugget, you have SDO Friday morning thru Sat morn. We'll drink for ya at the Wetting Down."
"ALWAYS CARRY A CLIPBOARD FULL OF PAPERWORK AND APPEAR TO BE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO FIND ANOTHER J.O. FOR "SOMETHING URGENT" WHEN PASSING FROM SQUADRON SPACE TO SQUADRON SPACE (OR THE PARKING LOT TO CUT OUT EARLY). CARRY A BLACK GOVERNMENT ISSUE PEN AND CLICK THE BUTTON REPEATEDLY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE TO ENHANCE THE "I HAVE THINGS TO DO EFFECT". DO NOT SMILE OR LET ON THAT YOU HAVE A TEE TIME IN 20 MINUTES."- found written in an old J.O. 'guide to the fleet'