Why do you want to be a USN Officer? (long winded ramble)

[skillz]

I'm tired of being enlisted

 

[HeyJoe]

I originally joined the Navy because of my love for cleaning floors. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I am a GODDAMNED WIZARD with a mop and a bucket, and the Navy gave me the opportunity to showcase my great skill around the world. Needless to say, I advanced very quickly. Now I am an officer. I guess it was just a matter of time. And while I don't wield a mop anymore these days, I must say I'm getting pretty handy with this effing sword. Watch out.

What about the buffer? You're an ideal candidate for 1st Lieutenant job.

 

[whitesoxnation]

to fight

 

[donmagicjuan]

What about the buffer? You're an ideal candidate for 1st Lieutenant job.

If by buffer you mean "the twirling scooter of death," then yes, I've mastered that too. But not without cost. . . All I'm saying is they should seriously consider equipping those things with some sort of a safety harness.

1st Lieutenant? Sounds like some kind of early promotion program. Well, you know I'm down.

 

[SDNalgene]

1st Lieutenant? Sounds like some kind of early promotion program. Well, you know I'm down.

....yeah, that's what it is, an early promotion....

 

[BACONATOR]

....yeah, that's what it is, an early promotion....

Yup. A promotion to a job that makes everyone hate you at OCS. I swear, I like the guy now when I see him at the squadron, but at OCS I wanted to punch him in the throat almost daily...:icon_rage