@sevenhelmet thivuht you’d appreciate this. Stolen from FB.
'Twas the night before Christmas
I knew I was hosed
When I got to security
KCM had just closed
I moved to the main line
And took off my shoes
The passengers behind me
Had drank too much booze
They yelled at the TSA
Obscenities flying
In front of me someone's
Baby was crying
I got to the crew lounge
The Field Standbys were snoring
While out on the flight line
The airplanes were soaring
On Guppy! On Minnow!
On Sparky! On Whale!
Carrying passengers
Cargo and mail
To their homes and their families
To their moms and their dads
While the Long Call commuters
Went to their crash pads
So sit back, relax
Pull your lap belt strap tight
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good flight!
Merry Christmas!
'Twas the night before Christmas
I knew I was hosed
When I got to security
KCM had just closed
I moved to the main line
And took off my shoes
The passengers behind me
Had drank too much booze
They yelled at the TSA
Obscenities flying
In front of me someone's
Baby was crying
I got to the crew lounge
The Field Standbys were snoring
While out on the flight line
The airplanes were soaring
On Guppy! On Minnow!
On Sparky! On Whale!
Carrying passengers
Cargo and mail
To their homes and their families
To their moms and their dads
While the Long Call commuters
Went to their crash pads
So sit back, relax
Pull your lap belt strap tight
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good flight!
Merry Christmas!