What do you Aviators and Flight Officers take in the cockpit with you?

[Shiddy]

I'm just curious as to what official gear and unofficial gear you all take up with you. I used the search function and all I found was SWO stuff


Thanks in advance guys. Hope to see you in the skies soon.

 

[A4sForever]

In the cockpit??? Coke (no Pepsi), sub-sandwiches, peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, tennis rackets, Playboy magazine, candy bars, scotch, guns, ammunition, flares, cigarettes, prophylactics, and sometimes gold coins and/or ladies nylons.

To expand a little ... in a blivet??? 400 live, angry lobsters from NHZ to NUW ...

You are welcome, in advance.

 

[NavAir42]

All of the above, minus the lobsters. NHZ no longer is.

 

[jmcquate]

1 .45 automatic. 2 boxes of ammunition. 4 days' concentrated emergency rations. 1 drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills. 1 miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible. 100 dollars in rubles. 100 dollars in gold. 9 packs of chewing gum. 1 issue of prophylactics. 3 lipsticks. 3 pairs of nylon stockings. "A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

 

[Boomhower]

Copenhagen. Lots and lots of Copenhagan.

Also, porn. Lots and lots of porn.

I'm serious. You don't know how long you're going to be out there.

 

[scoolbubba]

Food. Camera. Iphone. Books. Chapstick. E Reader. Trash bag to poop in. Baby Wipes. Purell Hand sanitizer. Contact lens solution. Lysol. A Pillow.

 

[CumminsPilot]

Food. Camera. Iphone. Books. Chapstick. E Reader. Trash bag to poop in. Baby Wipes. Purell Hand sanitizer. Contact lens solution. Lysol. A Pillow.

Please put these items in the correct order of use.

 

[scoolbubba]

They are. I've never pooped on the plane, but I've got my P-3 bubbleguts fast reactions kit at all times.

 

[PhrogLoop]

Powerbars, zappers, extra patches, chem lights, and ice water. I fill up one of those aluminium bottles and stick it in the inside pocket of my helmet bag and as long as I zip it closed, it stays cold even through a 3.0 doing day brownout landings in the Imperial Valley.

 

[RedFive]

Extra earplugs for the T-6. Water.

 

[MIDNJAC]

High plates and plenty of spice

 

[Treetop Flyer]

High plates and plenty of spice

I don't think you are supposed to smoke spice in the jet

 

[phrogdriver]

I take my gear list from Major Kong, USAF, as well.

If you're going to quote the movie, you've got to give some audio/visual help to the young'uns, jmquate!

 

[SynixMan]

^^ I think that joke comes up on every "What do you take with you" thread.

In the land of Orange and Whites: Water, and maybe a powerbar later on for longer flights.

 

[insanebikerboy]

Courage, a bottle of wine and a stick of chewing gum.