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Weight and balance

Jim123

DD-214 in hand and I'm gonna party like it's 1998
pilot
Hmm, I wonder if she has a sister... Huh? Say what? Was that out loud? I mean, uh, I meant to say...
 

scoolbubba

Brett327 gargles ballsacks
pilot
Contributor
There aren't trim tabs big enough in all of Christendom to deal with that kind of a load shifting around. Any airline travel she's undertaking must involve pallets, forklifts, tiedown straps and an experienced load master.
 

ryan1234

Well-Known Member
"Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food."

What's even worse than her... is the dude out there that hit that up.
 

PropAddict

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pilot
Contributor
I'm going to take a giant leap here and say that there is no way her daughter could be at a healthy weight. She probably looks like the Michelin man.

I can't tell if this is her daughter, or her next midnight snack. . .

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Two to one odds she has a guy frozen in carbonite hanging on her wall.
 

Angels

Well-Known Member
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I can't tell if this is her daughter, or her next midnight snack. . .

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Two to one odds she has a guy frozen in carbonite hanging on her wall.
Glad to see her daughter looks like a normal happy healthy kid! Still..what she is teaching her is appalling! Follow your dreams sweetheart and you too can be a fat ass?!
 

Max_Power

Prefers Skippy
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What the odds she'll die first?

After seeing this picture of her lunch, I would say the odds of running out of beef and Orange Crush are more likely.

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