taken from aaronkaro.com
"I’m not too worried about getting old though. There are so many reasons why I still feel like I kid. For instance, whenever I find out that someone speaks a foreign language, I still ask them how to say “$hit” and “fart.” Most of my t-shirts still say something to effect of “Zeta BetaTau Binge Drinking Team.” No matter how hard I try, I still don’t understand half the jokes that Dennis Miller or Bill Maher make. You can still see the hole in my ear even though I haven’t worn an earring in years. The other day I got yelled at at my fancy gym for throwing around one of those giant bouncy balls. Oh yeah, and I still went to a pediatrician until like last year. What? The nurses there are hot.
-Here’s two ways you can tell that you’re getting old. When you have a party at your house or apartment, do you close the door of your bedroom so that no one goes in there? Also, have you started calling your friends by their first names when you’ve only called them by their last names for the past twenty years? If you answered yes to either of these questions, I recommend you see a pediatrician immediately!"
If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his ass all the time
"I’m not too worried about getting old though. There are so many reasons why I still feel like I kid. For instance, whenever I find out that someone speaks a foreign language, I still ask them how to say “$hit” and “fart.” Most of my t-shirts still say something to effect of “Zeta BetaTau Binge Drinking Team.” No matter how hard I try, I still don’t understand half the jokes that Dennis Miller or Bill Maher make. You can still see the hole in my ear even though I haven’t worn an earring in years. The other day I got yelled at at my fancy gym for throwing around one of those giant bouncy balls. Oh yeah, and I still went to a pediatrician until like last year. What? The nurses there are hot.
-Here’s two ways you can tell that you’re getting old. When you have a party at your house or apartment, do you close the door of your bedroom so that no one goes in there? Also, have you started calling your friends by their first names when you’ve only called them by their last names for the past twenty years? If you answered yes to either of these questions, I recommend you see a pediatrician immediately!"
If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his ass all the time