wildflyin69
Grad of OCS 187 Charlie Co. 3rd Plt.
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a
French
one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without
your
accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something
about
it."
---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German
Army
is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed
any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can
sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this
is
more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of
whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress
of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but
doesn't
have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because
he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is
French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help
us
get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came
marching
into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a
French
one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without
your
accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something
about
it."
---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German
Army
is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed
any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can
sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this
is
more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of
whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress
of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but
doesn't
have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because
he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is
French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help
us
get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came
marching
into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.