Urinalysis regs

[MikeyCaleb]

I’m about to report to an A school command and I was told that for the check in urinalysis I have to drop trou to my ankles and lift my shirt up to my nips while standing at an angle at the urinal. That seems extreme to me, has anyone ever heard of that?

 

[Griz882]

Well there was once this bar in Olongapo…but…oh never mind.

 

[exNavyOffRec]

I’m about to report to an A school command and I was told that for the check in urinalysis I have to drop trou to my ankles and lift my shirt up to my nips while standing at an angle at the urinal. That seems extreme to me, has anyone ever heard of that?

Yes, that is textbook for what I have experienced and others confirmed when I talked about having to do that.

 

[kayak763009]

That’s how it’s supposed to be done. Most commands don’t really enforce it to that level. When I was in San Diego the standard was “adjusted and out of the way” usually drop everything to knees and lift my shirt up above the navel worked.

 

[Waveoff]

Still not gonna prevent against the oil change!

 

[croakerfish]

I recently learned that “meatgazer” is not universal Navy slang for a urinalysis observer, just the perverts that brought me up.

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

I’m about to report to an A school command and I was told that for the check in urinalysis I have to drop trou to my ankles and lift my shirt up to my nips while standing at an angle at the urinal. That seems extreme to me, has anyone ever heard of that?

Oh boy another pee pee post on here…

 

[Swanee]

I’m about to report to an A school command and I was told that for the check in urinalysis I have to drop trou to my ankles and lift my shirt up to my nips while standing at an angle at the urinal. That seems extreme to me, has anyone ever heard of that?

If you can't do the helicopter at the same time you will be dropped. We don't have time for below average performers.

 

[Hopeful Hoya]

I just checked my logbooks, I finished Primary with ~80 hours in the T-6, and at the end of Advanced I had roughly 160 hours in the T-45.

All in all, between the additional time I had as a flying stash while waiting for the NOBOGS backup to clear and a short stint as a SERGRAD, I left the TRACOM with just over 100 T-6 hours and 212 T-45 hours.

 

[HuggyU2]

Hahaha! You have got to be shitting me!
No... in 35+ years of pissing in a cup, I've not heard of this technique.

(Hopeful Hoya... check frequency).

 

[Gatordev]

Still not gonna prevent against the oil change!

I didn't know the new season of Reacher was out already.

 

[Hopeful Hoya]

Hahaha! You have got to be shitting me!
No... in 35+ years of pissing in a cup, I've not heard of this technique.

(Hopeful Hoya... check frequency).

That's what happens when you try to be helpful the Sunday of Tailhook weekend!

 

[sevenhelmet]

Friends don't let friends get on AW from the Tailhook admin...