Topgun

[BACONATOR]

We're all dumber for having read this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

GREAT Billy Madison reference. REP!

Oh, and I LOVE gay/retarded threads/posts like this because it makes my post-history look less gay/retarded.

 

[badger16]

It could be worse...you could be named Doug Masters and have to worry the bad omen of having your dad shot down over the middle east and having to go save him. Whew!!! Thank God for that!

 

[Mumbles]

When I first saw the OP's name...I thought it was this guy.

But it was actually "Thunderlips"

 

[OUSOONER]

no..I would not mind being Doug Masters, who else gets to fly jets at 17 and has a rockin mullet?

 

[Picaroon]

So for some time I have noticed that Maverick was cleared of the events that took place on 29th of July... the flat spin and death of Goose.

I was pro-rec for NFO... my birthday is 29 July...

Could this be a good Omen? Could I be the reincarnate?

Goose was the NFO. Maverick was the pilot. Since you're going NFO, if anything, this makes you the reincarnate of Goose.

Pro: Your wife

Con: You and ejection seats don't exactly get along.

Either way, I suggest you start dressing like Goose.

 

[cosmania]

Best thread ever. And technically, Goose was OK with ejection seats, just not jettisoned canopies.

 

[Harrier Dude]

Stupid and gay is a bad combination for a thread.

 

[E5B]

Punch yourself in the face mulitple times for starting this thread!!!