See, this is where the AF types need to think outside the box and choose option d: Wake said asshat up and drop leaflets...without uncrating them. That way you get the satisfaction of watching Jimmy the Terrorist get smited by a 500 pound box of leaflets falling on him, you save the price of a bomb, and the jerks who come to investigate Jimmy's disappearance have to sift through 500 pounds of leaflets to find his pancaked corpse. Simple really
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