Things Meridian Sim Instructors say

[Gunny]

Anyone got any stories about the sims here in Meridian? JDizzel got me a while back with this one on my first T-45 sim

just after take off......

JD- "So where did you grow up?"
Me- "Err on a farm up north..."
JD- "So what did you raise on the farm?"
Me- "well cows and chickens for the most part"
JD- "You know what we raise here in Meridian?"
Me-(no idea what the hell he is talking about)"err...No what?"
JD- The f**king landing gear before 200 knots. You are the worst f'ing pilot etc etc."

Couldn't believe I fell for that one.

 

[BigWorm]

Here’s one from the Hillmaster “Would you quit doing that FTI BullSHJT! Start the Fing engine and lets go…BOY!”

 

[airwinger]

Mr Fielder " do you know why they have a flameout approach in the T-45"
SNA "No sir"
Mr F" to give you sumthing to do so you don't clog up the radios before you die"