99 bones? Screw that...if you really want to know, you could find a lot of info on the web for free.
Flying a helicopter is easy. Power on, ignite, twist with your left hand, make sure all the lines line up with the green strips that avi put on the gauges.
Pull up with your left hand.
Don't mast bump with your right hand.
If it stops leaking, you are out of fluids.
If you have something stupid/funny to say, make sure you only pull the trigger to the first click, or tower will yell at you, and you will be the butt of some jokes when you get back.
Bonus points for wing-overs.
Ez.
I never actually got any stick time, but that is about what I was told/saw while sitting left-seat...
As for how it works: The pilot inputs controls to alter the pitch of control surfaces which are transmitted through a series of tubes, levers, and bellcranks. By altering the pitch of control surfaces, lift is created or destroyed throughout the arc of the blades (disproportionately if cyclic controls are inputed, and proportionately if collective controls are inputed). The dissimilarity of lift is what allows the aircraft to turn or move forward/backward, similar lift is what allows the aircraft to move upwards and downwards.
Saved ya $99.95
/joking
//not a pilot, so don't listen to me