Funk,
Having grown up in San Clemente, CA and Hawaii, the beaches and waves in P-cola seemed pretty sad to me. Sorry, no place to make your own schliterbahn in P-Cola. Being from Cali you might appreciate this. I always found it hilarious what they considered "red flag" conditions at the beach. In Cali red flag means imminent death if you enter the water (also read as great waves, if rideable), but in P-cola they bust out the red flag anytime it gets above two feet.
Also, don't sell your boards!!!! You can always use them later. Every once in a while you will get a freak swell out on the sand bars that are half way decent. I suggest a short board or a body board. The water is shallow on the bars (almost like a beach break), not too kind to long boards. Bodysurfing is also a possibility. Oh yeah, watch the sharks. The bulls are some mean braddahs!
Q
Marine Helo Pilot