The Navy always tries to discourage "sick call" to keep the sailors on duty. Two Corpsmen were standing around when a new Seamen entered Sick Bay. The sailor asked if the ship's doctor was any good.
"Good?" said one Corpsman. "He doesn't fool around at all. A guy came in with foot cramps and the doc cut off his foot."
"And remember the guy with erysipelas?" asked the second Corpsman. "The doc lobbed off his right ear."
The sailor turned a pale shade of green and said, "I'll be back later. I've just got a mild case of jock rash."
"Good?" said one Corpsman. "He doesn't fool around at all. A guy came in with foot cramps and the doc cut off his foot."
"And remember the guy with erysipelas?" asked the second Corpsman. "The doc lobbed off his right ear."
The sailor turned a pale shade of green and said, "I'll be back later. I've just got a mild case of jock rash."