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Seat Cushion

gregsivers

damn homeowners' associations
pilot
I never had a problem in the T-34, but maybe its my big ass. The flights in the 34 aren't all that long. And we always made fun of people with seat cushions, especially in the HTs.
 

pdx

HSM Pilot
gregsivers said:
I never had a problem in the T-34, but maybe its my big ass. The flights in the 34 aren't all that long. And we always made fun of people with seat cushions, especially in the HTs.

yeah, I never said anything to the instructors who had them (after all, they fly a bit more than us studs), but students with seatpads usually looked like tools. My ass felt like it had been through a meat tenderizer after my CCX, but it was only one weekend. I wouldn't pay $140 for a slightly less meat-tenderized sensation.
 

gregsivers

damn homeowners' associations
pilot
pdx said:
yeah, I never said anything to the instructors who had them (after all, they fly a bit more than us studs), but students with seatpads usually looked like tools. My ass felt like it had been through a meat tenderizer after my CCX, but it was only one weekend. I wouldn't pay $140 for a slightly less meat-tenderized sensation.

I was referring to studs only as well. And thats why you pick short legs on your CCX.
 

pdx

HSM Pilot
I almost did the Vegas trip (from Whiting). I'm sure it would have been cool, but flying all over the state of Florida was pretty cool too. And there was less ass pain.
 

PropStop

Kool-Aid free since 2001.
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Contributor
Brett327 said:
Of course, its only real tactical use is to help your crewmates "appreciate" the noxious gas you just blasted into your seat cushion (the goal, of course, is to get back to front seat "penetration"). :D

we don't have a fancy cooling system like all y'all have (save phrogdriver). We don't even get a real refrigeration source, rather we use a "bootstrap" (which is techno-speak for "sh!tty") turbine assembly that uses expansion of ambient air to effect cooling. Works great in some planes, sucks in most - especially if the OAT is above 70 or so. The only nice feature is that there's a gasper valve that can point right at your nads - it has the added benefit of blowing your gasses away from you quickly and into the FE's face. You get a brief hint of how deadly you are, but he really gets to taste it. And as if that's not enough, if you're potent enough (which i'm often told I am) you can even have it drift back to the TACCO and NAV stations so they can share in the joy.

It's the simple things.
 

webmaster

The Grass is Greener!
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PropStop said:
if you're potent enough (which i'm often told I am) you can even have it drift back to the TACCO and NAV stations so they can share in the joy.

It's the simple things.
Dpn't forget "crop dusting"!!! When either arriving or departing the flight station, "loiter" next to the Nav and TACCO, and drop a present for them. And then quickly be on your way.... "its the simple things" that help bring about quality CRM :D
 

PropStop

Kool-Aid free since 2001.
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webmaster said:
Dpn't forget "crop dusting"!!! When either arriving or departing the flight station, "loiter" next to the Nav and TACCO, and drop a present for them. And then quickly be on your way.... "its the simple things" that help bring about quality CRM :D

Actually, and this is technique, you won't find this in NATOPS, if you drop a bomb in the flt station but immediately start walking back, pausing briefly (not breaking stride though) at the NAV/TACCO station, you can suck it along with you, leaving most of it there. If you're at NASNI and you've eaten Del Scorcho after a heavy night of adult beverages, you can even hit all the sensor stations. Those are really special days.

Did I mention that my TACCO is female? She LOVES it when I do that.
 

East

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Be Cool

PropStop said:
. The only nice feature is that there's a gasper valve that can point right at your nads - it has the added benefit of blowing your gasses away from you quickly and into the FE's face. You get a brief hint of how deadly you are, but he really gets to taste it.
It's the simple things.

...FE's can make you sweat within seconds :D
 

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Schnugg

It's gettin' a bit dramatic 'round here...
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Brett327 said:
As an aside, the Prowler has "seat cushion air" which, when activated, will circulate A/C through your cushion to keep your ass cool. Of course, its only real tactical use is to help your crewmates "appreciate" the noxious gas you just blasted into your seat cushion (the goal, of course, is to get back to front seat "penetration"). :D

Good times,

Brett

Same in the Tomcat...back seat to front ECS...

He'd look back and later swear he could see me smiling through my mask as he gagged an floundered trying to put on his O2 mask...
 

Schnugg

It's gettin' a bit dramatic 'round here...
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pdx said:
the T-34 actually has more padding than you think. During preflight, pull out the seatpad, it's gotta be a foot thick. I think the reason the seat hurts so damn much is the perfect 90 degree angle and the lack of mobility. No seatpad can fix that.

Just like the NACES seat in an F-14D... 90 degree and uncomfortable. Try that for 7+ hours over Iraq.
 

mules83

getting salty...
pilot
I guy up near penn state recently flew a glider over 1000km on a xcountry. He was in the glider for 13 hours! Now thats a sore flight.
 

S.O.B.

Registered User
pilot
doubledeuce said:
Haha, a tactical dutch oven. Very nice.

There is more truth to that then you know. The 53 has very strong seat blowers, no A/C just hot air. Imagine a 14 hour FCF on the deck in Bahrain (130F or more) and now imagine some of your possible copilots........ I’ve thrown up in my mouth many times. :(
 

Brett327

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Schnugg said:
Same in the Tomcat...back seat to front ECS...

He'd look back and later swear he could see me smiling through my mask as he gagged an floundered trying to put on his O2 mask...
Another Grumman "feature."

Brett
 
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