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[JTS11]

I don't know much about driving a container ship, but it seems like it would take real commitment and teamwork to execute.

And then, follow that up with a cock block of the Suez Canal.

In all seriousness, what a clusterfuck.

Cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before wedging itself in Suez Canal

The ill-fated cargo ship charted a very interesting course through the Red Sea before getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

metro.co.uk

 

[exNavyOffRec]

I don't know much about driving a container ship, but it seems like it would take real commitment and teamwork to execute.

And then, follow that up with a cock block of the Suez Canal.

In all seriousness, what a clusterfuck.

Cargo ship drew giant penis in Red Sea before wedging itself in Suez Canal

The ill-fated cargo ship charted a very interesting course through the Red Sea before getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

metro.co.uk

 

[Jim123]

 

[JTS11]

Here's the local traffic report.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375538035551522821

News reports say $400 million of trade is disrupted every hour this thing is stuck.

 

[ea6bflyr]

While the ship’s master will take the blame, doesn’t the pilot (Egyptian?) take some of the blame?

 

[insanebikerboy]

They put the C in anal.

 

[JTS11]

While the ship’s master will take the blame, doesn’t the pilot (Egyptian?) take some of the blame?

No. He will first block, then walk like an Egyptian.

 

[JTS11]

They put the C in anal.

Apparently they've withheld exports of cotton to the MyPillow dude, and have assembled a giant swab to take care of the problem.

 

[Griz882]

Then there is the global catastrophe that will result...

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...urite-large-sea-boat-expert-captain-onthemoon

 

[GroundPounder]

I am very confused. Does this mean Guam is more, or less likely to flip over and dump everyone and every thing in the ocean?

 

[Ken_gone_flying]

 

[picklesuit]

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FIFY

 

[East]

Earlier in Egypt...

 

[sevenhelmet]

Our spam filter appears to be broken. Thanks for the entertainment, though...

 

[Hozer]

If that's broken, don't fix it.