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Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
Contributor
Mae West.

BINGO! :D

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BurghGuy

Master your ego, and you own your destiny.
"A Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you... $10 for it."
"But it's signed by Kenny Loggins!"
"Alright... I'll give you $5 for it..."
 

xj220

Will fly for food.
pilot
Contributor
Here's some classics:

Jake: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Dad: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

E: I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
J: You lied to me.
E: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
 

Ventilee

Active Member
pilot
Contributor
Here's some classics:

Jake: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Dad: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

E: I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
J: You lied to me.
E: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Blues Brothers

"Stop looking at me swan!!!"
 

SQUIDutah

Member
pilot
"Stop looking at me swan!!!"[/quote]

Billy Madison

"Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."
 

Dingobat

Guess she don't like the Cornbread either...
"Do I need to tell you what the fvck you can do with aluminum tubes? Aluminum!"
 

HeloBubba

SH-2F AW
Contributor
"You are all equally worthless"

Full Metal Jacket

That entire opening speech by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is timeless.

This one was a favorite on the boat I cruised on:

When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.
 
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