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Roll 'Em Remedial Training!

Schnugg said:
"Wrecked him? Damn near killed him."
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I dont know what movie that is from but it reminded of a joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
 
Hozer said:
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
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Love that one. Found it on line the other day

http://tinyurl.com/4h77hl
 
mules83 said:
"if you say uh? you'll be talking to yourself because I'll be gone!"
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Flight of the Intruder... my favorite line.

Now mine. (Hint: Playing Cards) "Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'." .. " Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. "
 
Ventilee said:
"They oughta cut the costumes higher up on the thigh, so you can see more ass."
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"Dave's a killer!" "Dave's a mess...."

"Hey hey hey, what the hell are you doing to the bus?" "Making it look mean!"


Only the greatest hockey movie ever made! :D
 
"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

"Your very attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body"

"He's been club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."
 
BurghGuy said:
"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

"Your very attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body"

"He's been club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."
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To continue the cs theme

"Never tell a Navy man he's had too much to drink"
 
OUSOONER said:
Now mine. (Hint: Playing Cards) "Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'." .. " Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. "
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Cool Hand Luke

"Furthermore, Dude, Chinamen is not the preffered nomenclature. Asian American, please."
 
here's a toughie...

"What good are ya? What good are ya without men?"
 
"The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea! And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."
 
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