These are from the New York magazine competition where they asked competitors to change one letter in a familiar non-English phrase and redefine it.
Harlez-vous francais?(Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
Ex post fucto (Lost in the mail)
Idios amigos (We're wild and crazy guys!)
Cogito Eggo sum (I think; therefore, I am a waffle)
Rigor Morris (The cat is dead)
Respondez s'il vous plaid (Honk if you're Scots)
Que sera, serf (Life is feudal)
Posh mortem (Death styles of the rich and famous)
Pro Bozo publico (Support your local clown)
Monage a trois (I am three years old)
Felix navidad (Our cat has a boat)
Haste cuisine (Fast French food)
Veni, vidi, vice (I came, I saw, I partied)
Quip pro quo (A fast retort)
Mazel ton! (Lots ofluck)
Apres Moe,le deluge (Larry and Curly get wet)
Ich liebe rich (I’m really crazy about having money)
Merci rien (Thanks for nothin')
L'etat, c'est moo (I’m bossy around here)
L'etat, c'est Moe (All the world's a stooge)
Harlez-vous francais?(Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
Ex post fucto (Lost in the mail)
Idios amigos (We're wild and crazy guys!)
Cogito Eggo sum (I think; therefore, I am a waffle)
Rigor Morris (The cat is dead)
Respondez s'il vous plaid (Honk if you're Scots)
Que sera, serf (Life is feudal)
Posh mortem (Death styles of the rich and famous)
Pro Bozo publico (Support your local clown)
Monage a trois (I am three years old)
Felix navidad (Our cat has a boat)
Haste cuisine (Fast French food)
Veni, vidi, vice (I came, I saw, I partied)
Quip pro quo (A fast retort)
Mazel ton! (Lots ofluck)
Apres Moe,le deluge (Larry and Curly get wet)
Ich liebe rich (I’m really crazy about having money)
Merci rien (Thanks for nothin')
L'etat, c'est moo (I’m bossy around here)
L'etat, c'est Moe (All the world's a stooge)