PT formations/jodies

[thatgnarlyguy]

how do I run a PT drill? what commands are important and what are some good exercises?
anybody know any cool jodies?

 

[HueyCobra8151]

"(Detail) / Fall In"
"Right / Face"
[Detail Commander moves at an oblique to position himself 3 paces and centered at the front of the formation]
"From front to rear / Count OFF"
[Formation Counts]
"Take interval to the left / March"
[Formation takes interval 4 steps/2 steps/Stand Fast]
"Even numbers to the right / Move"
[Detail Commander returns to his position of 6 paces in front of the Detail and Centered]
"Left / Face"

-Commence PT-

 

[ip568]

"Poopie, Poopie, don't be blue;

Our recruiters screwed us too!

Sound off --

Sound off --

Bring it on down --

One, two, one, two, one , two -- ONE TWO!"

(Earned me a big laugh and 50 pushups from the DI)

 

[redmariner97]

My favorite jody

My Girl

My girl's a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
And I would do anything [I'd do almost anything]
To keep her alive [around] [in style]

She's got no arms or legs
That's why we call her Peg
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

She's gotr a pair of hips
Just like two battleships
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl's got her own TV
They call it an EKG
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl's got legs so great
Tomorrow they amputate
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl's got eyes so blue
It's too too bad she aint' got two
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't go no eyes
Just two holes, eaten out by flies
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl's got buns of steel
It's too bad that they ain't real
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't got no hair
Just a few scabs here and there
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl's lost her nose
She's got a rubber hose
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

We like to play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything
To keep her alive

My girl, she's got a will
And I will get a hundred mil
And I would do anything
To see that she dies!

I was just reading the Jodies section and wanted to submit a suggestion.
In 'My Girlfriend's a Vegetable' you have the line:
My girlfriend's got her own TV,
It is called an EKG...
but that is just the set-up for the next verse:
Sometimes I like to play a joke,
I pull the plug and watch her choke...

 

[HueyCobra8151]

Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Kill We Will

Going to the schoolyard
Where all the kiddies play
Pull out my 60
And I begin to spray

Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Kill We Will

Going to the market
Where all the ladies shop
Pull out my KBar
And I begin to Chop

Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Kill We Will

Songs about Killing
Are sung by the Marines
If you ain't a f**king killer
Then your a beauty queen

Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Left Right Kill
Left Right Left Right Kill We Will
--
I made this one up:

Up in the morning with the (insert place here) Rain
Gonna run run run, gonna feel some pain
And if I die on a PT run
Tell my momma, I died havin' fun

Tell my rackmate not to cry
Dying on a run is the way I wanna die

Tell the CO not to stop
I may be dead, but I ain't gonna drop

Tell the run drops not to worry
We'll be in the safety van in a real big hurry
--
If I die
Won't you bury me deep
Put my PT gear
Down at my feet

Tell my momma
Not to cry
Marine Corps motto
Is Do or Die

Tell my Girlfriend
I did my best
Pin my medals
Upon my chest

Early in the morning
'Bout zero-five
There'll be thunder in the air
And lightnin' in the sky

Don't you cry now
Don't you worry none
It's just me and Chesty Puller
On a P-T run

Left Right Left
Right On Right On
Singin' Left Right Left
Right On Right On
--

Those are some I use

 

[Fly Navy]

"Napalm sticks to kids..."