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"(Detail) / Fall In"
"Right / Face"
[Detail Commander moves at an oblique to position himself 3 paces and centered at the front of the formation]
"From front to rear / Count OFF"
[Formation Counts]
"Take interval to the left / March"
[Formation takes interval 4 steps/2 steps/Stand Fast]
"Even numbers to the right / Move"
[Detail Commander returns to his position of 6 paces in front of the Detail and Centered]
"Left / Face"
My girl's a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
And I would do anything [I'd do almost anything]
To keep her alive [around] [in style]
She's got no arms or legs
That's why we call her Peg
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
She's gotr a pair of hips
Just like two battleships
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl's got her own TV
They call it an EKG
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl's got legs so great
Tomorrow they amputate
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl's got eyes so blue
It's too too bad she aint' got two
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl ain't go no eyes
Just two holes, eaten out by flies
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl's got buns of steel
It's too bad that they ain't real
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl ain't got no hair
Just a few scabs here and there
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl's lost her nose
She's got a rubber hose
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
We like to play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
And I would do anything
To keep her alive
My girl, she's got a will
And I will get a hundred mil
And I would do anything
To see that she dies!
I was just reading the Jodies section and wanted to submit a suggestion.
In 'My Girlfriend's a Vegetable' you have the line:
My girlfriend's got her own TV,
It is called an EKG...
but that is just the set-up for the next verse:
Sometimes I like to play a joke,
I pull the plug and watch her choke...