Please Be Smart Shipmates...

[MattWSU]

ALL of my friends from our 'group' have DUIs except me. Makes me feel special.

Good thing you had the Air Force to tell you that drinking and driving is wrong.

 

[FLYTPAY]

College campuses suck to drive around.

Yeah all those hot girls suck don't they

 

[nzachman]

Yeah all those hot girls suck don't they

In more ways than one:tongue2_1
:icon_smil

 

[DanMa1156]

Yeah no shit! I hate all the kids on my college campus that literally walk out in to the street without as much as looking up. Staring at the pavement the whole time.

I'm telling you... it's those damn whippersnappers these days never looking up from the ground. I tell ya! Back in my day - if you even THOUGHT about looking down at the ground, they'd beat you with a paddle!

 

[eddie]

ALL of my friends from our 'group' have DUIs except me. Makes me feel special.

Classy.

 

[McBuff]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!

But on a related subject have you ever gone FUPA hunting? http://fupahunter.blogspot.com/

I was worried this might be one of those reality porn sites...

 

[eddie]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!

But on a related subject have you ever gone FUPA hunting? http://fupahunter.blogspot.com/

What's it called when a dude has a FUPA?

 

[McBuff]

That'd be the FUPR - Fat Upper Pubic Region.

 

[CommodoreMid]

I use "penile" in the male context of the FUPA, but to each his own.

 

[eddie]

I use "penile" in the male context of the FUPA, but to each his own.

This is good.

 

[Lobster]

Woof, its realizing things like that exist that keep me in the gym everyday...

 

[Bevo16]

^^^How in the hell do you guys come up with this shit?!?!

He is from Oklahoma. That's the standard there.

 

[bubblehead]

There, fixed it for you.

OUSOONER, you owe me a new monitor, which is now covered with the coffee that spewed from my mouth as a result of my looking at this hideous image. :icon_rage

MAN THE HARPOONS!

 

[Lobster]

OUSOONER, you owe me a new monitor, which is now covered with the coffee that spewed from my mouth as a result of my looking at this hideous image. :icon_rage

MAN THE HARPOONS!

Somewhat my fault too, I thought it would be assumed I was talking about the sea going definition of the term "Law of Gross Tonnage" not the land going masses that frequent our beautiful country...

 

[Flying Toaster]

And when a pedestrian, have some self-preservation about yourself.

+1,000,000, It may not be "your fault", but that doesn't make you any less dead.....