Our nation
We know that the current state of affairs in our
great nation have many civilians up in arms and
excited to join the military. For those of you who
cannot join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few
of the areas we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult sitting down or talking during the
playing of the National anthem... kick their ass.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in protest... kick their ass.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they
served, pay the highest amount of respect to all
veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly
pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought
for the very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great.
Then hold them down while the Veteran kicks their ass.
4) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you are. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's),
telling others that you used to be "Special Forces,"
and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay
if you were still seven, but now it will only get your
ass kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule.)
5) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper....It was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and
sooner or later your ass will be kicked.
6) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart and quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying
her... of course, failure to do either of those will earn you a
severe ass
kicking
7) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is
"traitor." Hate her or else asses will be kicked.
8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military
member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same
regardless
of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, to include our
Commander
in
Chief... the President…for those who didn't know) is all that we
acknowledge. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important buildings where all those
"representatives" meet. All we know is that when those
civilian representatives screw up the situation, they
call upon the military to go straighten it out. The
military member might direct you to Oliver North.
(I can see him kicking your ass already.)
9) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so
stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop
asking us where he is!!! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military. That reminds me... if
you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.
10) Last but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military, support our troops and their
families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends please remember
that there are, literally, thousands of troops
overseas wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked
We know that the current state of affairs in our
great nation have many civilians up in arms and
excited to join the military. For those of you who
cannot join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few
of the areas we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult sitting down or talking during the
playing of the National anthem... kick their ass.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in protest... kick their ass.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they
served, pay the highest amount of respect to all
veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly
pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought
for the very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great.
Then hold them down while the Veteran kicks their ass.
4) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you are. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's),
telling others that you used to be "Special Forces,"
and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay
if you were still seven, but now it will only get your
ass kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule.)
5) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper....It was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and
sooner or later your ass will be kicked.
6) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart and quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying
her... of course, failure to do either of those will earn you a
severe ass
kicking
7) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is
"traitor." Hate her or else asses will be kicked.
8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military
member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same
regardless
of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, to include our
Commander
in
Chief... the President…for those who didn't know) is all that we
acknowledge. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important buildings where all those
"representatives" meet. All we know is that when those
civilian representatives screw up the situation, they
call upon the military to go straighten it out. The
military member might direct you to Oliver North.
(I can see him kicking your ass already.)
9) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so
stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop
asking us where he is!!! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military. That reminds me... if
you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.
10) Last but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military, support our troops and their
families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends please remember
that there are, literally, thousands of troops
overseas wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked