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Super18Ordie

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By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained.

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
 
Clux4

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That is wrong brother, nothing but love for you AO's. I have known every AO shop to be ever lively. From pranks to porn.

I wonder what the situation would have been if a Marine was in the room and the Navy guy came in.

Well they say I.Y.A.O.Y.A.S

cheers
 
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Clux4 said:
I wonder what the situation would have been if a Marine was in the room and the Navy guy came in.
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Well let me tell you a story.....

Seems that a Marine, a young boy and a Sailor were all in the men's room at a resturant. The young boy looks up at the Marine standing at the urinal to his left and says "Gee sir, are you really a Marine?"

The Marine answers " I sure am, do you want to wear my hat?" The Marine promptly take off his cover and places it on the young lad's head.

Next the boy looks up at the Sailor standing at the urinal to his right and asks "Gee sir, are you really a Sailor?"

The Sailor says " Yup, wanna suck my di@k?"

The kid looks at the Sailor and replies "No sir, I'm not really a Marine. I'm just wearing this hat!"
 
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