I'll be honest, it sounds like a legitimate excuse to me.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05052008/news/regionalnews/nypd_axes_coke_pilot_109444.htm
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05052008/news/regionalnews/nypd_axes_coke_pilot_109444.htm
An indignant Goldin Golding vowed to "fight to clear his name and get the back pay and pension I deserve."
How much coke can you possibly ingest that way?!? Maybe the question is "How was she USING the coke?"
This isn't the first time that excuse has been used in NYPD. Not too long ago, they had a female cop test positive for marijuana. She was fired, and fought it in court claiming that she must've tested positive after swallowing her boyfriend's load. The trial judge, who must've been smoking some himself, reinstated her.
Sounds like a good topic for a government-sponsored university study. I can see the school newspaper ad now ... "Looking for healthy women and men for a university study. Free blow to all women involved. Men involved in the study must have solid oral skills."
Pictures SHALL be taken to document this study.![]()