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NYPD Helo pilot fired for drug use

How much coke can you possibly ingest that way?!? Maybe the question is "How was she USING the coke?"
 
I don't know if coke works this way, but when the ex was on a methadone-like drug to wean her off prescription painkillers, I was warned that certain contact within an hour or two of taking the pill could cause me to pop a drug test for opiates or narcotics (I forget)

(kissing you sick bastards, I know what you were thinking)

I don't know if coke would/could do the same thing, or how that mechanism works.
 
She must have been a hooker if blow was involved. I keed, me no speculate!
 
That will be a good court transcript for "the smoking gun" website.
 
The only way that you could come up with an excuse like that would be to have been exposed to years of creative excuses. My best speeding excuse ever was that he had to get to the drugstore and back quickly with condoms lest his potential partner change her mind.
 
This isn't the first time that excuse has been used in NYPD. Not too long ago, they had a female cop test positive for marijuana. She was fired, and fought it in court claiming that she must've tested positive after swallowing her boyfriend's load. The trial judge, who must've been smoking some himself, reinstated her.
 
Sounds like a good topic for a government-sponsored university study. I can see the school newspaper ad now ... "Looking for healthy women and men for a university study. Free blow to all women involved. Men involved in the study must have solid oral skills."
 
541 said:
This isn't the first time that excuse has been used in NYPD. Not too long ago, they had a female cop test positive for marijuana. She was fired, and fought it in court claiming that she must've tested positive after swallowing her boyfriend's load. The trial judge, who must've been smoking some himself, reinstated her.
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Now, lets say she had farted shortly thereafter whilst her sister walked in the room. Could her sister test positive or become pregnant?
 
devil_dog said:
Sounds like a good topic for a government-sponsored university study. I can see the school newspaper ad now ... "Looking for healthy women and men for a university study. Free blow to all women involved. Men involved in the study must have solid oral skills."
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Pictures SHALL be taken to document this study.:D
 
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