I'd like to share a joke I just remembered, made me laugh again.
So Pierre, the famous french fighter pilot of days gone by, takes his new belle down to the beautiful riverbank for a picnic. It's a gorgeous day, and a very romantic setting. Soon, the time is right to strike...so Pierre leans in, the girl closes her eyes, and he grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes her lips with it.
She sputters, "What was that for, Pierre?"
To which he replies, "I am Pierre! Ze famous franch aviatorrr, and when I have red meat, I like to drink red wine!"
She giggles, and they start kissing. Before long things get heated, and he passionately rips her blouse open to expose her breasts. She gasps in a swoon, but Pierre grabs a bottle of chardonnay, and liberally douses her chest with it. She jumps, surprised, and exclaims:
"Pierre! What are you doing!'' and oh, smooth Pierre, he says to her,
"I am Pierre, ze famous franch aviator, and with my white meat, I like white winnnnne!" And thus proceeds to go to town on her and motorboat or whatever they do over there. :tongue2_1
Finally, the poor gal can't take it anymore.
"OH, kiss me LOWER, Pierre!!"
So Pierre grins his mad frenchman grin, slips her knickers off, douses her cabbage patch in fine cognac, strikes a match and lights her on fire.
The girl runs screaming and dives in the river, bursts out, waist deep in the water and screams furiously,
"PIERRE! WHAT ZE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
Pierre stands up and proudly exclaims,
"I am Pierre, ze famous franch aviator! And when I go down, I go down in FLAMES!"
So Pierre, the famous french fighter pilot of days gone by, takes his new belle down to the beautiful riverbank for a picnic. It's a gorgeous day, and a very romantic setting. Soon, the time is right to strike...so Pierre leans in, the girl closes her eyes, and he grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes her lips with it.
She sputters, "What was that for, Pierre?"
To which he replies, "I am Pierre! Ze famous franch aviatorrr, and when I have red meat, I like to drink red wine!"
She giggles, and they start kissing. Before long things get heated, and he passionately rips her blouse open to expose her breasts. She gasps in a swoon, but Pierre grabs a bottle of chardonnay, and liberally douses her chest with it. She jumps, surprised, and exclaims:
"Pierre! What are you doing!'' and oh, smooth Pierre, he says to her,
"I am Pierre, ze famous franch aviator, and with my white meat, I like white winnnnne!" And thus proceeds to go to town on her and motorboat or whatever they do over there. :tongue2_1
Finally, the poor gal can't take it anymore.
"OH, kiss me LOWER, Pierre!!"
So Pierre grins his mad frenchman grin, slips her knickers off, douses her cabbage patch in fine cognac, strikes a match and lights her on fire.
The girl runs screaming and dives in the river, bursts out, waist deep in the water and screams furiously,
"PIERRE! WHAT ZE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
Pierre stands up and proudly exclaims,
"I am Pierre, ze famous franch aviator! And when I go down, I go down in FLAMES!"
