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Banjo33

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These two Iraqi's were running away from Coalition Forces and they decided to buy a camel to make their escape on.
The camel salesman told them that since they were going to be riding two-up, they need to make sure the camel drank plenty of water before heading across the desert.
Mohammed was the smarter of the two, so he figured the best way to get the camel to drink plenty of water was that one of them would have to hold it's head in the water while the other created a siphon action from the other end.
Being smarter than Abdul, he also figured which end of the camel that he would be working from.

So while Mohammed wrestled the camels head into the water while trying not to break up giggling out loud when he saw Abdul place his lips against the other end of the camel and started the siphoning.
After a couple of minutes Abdul jumped back spitting and sputtering cursing like a sandflea bitten dog, yelling at Mohammed!
"Lift it's head Mohammed! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm pulling mud!"
 
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