Fly Navy said:
And who wants to fly around fin circles for 12 hours in a game?
This would be f-ing awesome. I heard it comes with a scratch and sniff card with circles for "bad coffee", "Nav vomit", "Flight Engineer Fart", "CAD stank", "Fire of Unknown Origin toxic fumes", "Burned Hot-Pocket", "unwashed flightsuit", and "funky urinal".
The new version will occasionally flash the screen with someone mooning you or showing you their junk unexpectedly.
Plus, "fun n games" with international and/or Air Force controllers incessantly chattering as you deal with a burning engine from on-station to flare-touchdown.
Get intercepted by weird foreign aircraft, almost as old as your 'Orion', flip them the bird, or offer them a Ramen Noodle cup...
But wait! There's more! With the new "Where am I and how much am I making for this hop?" feature, you can watch your per-diem rate vary and accrue depending on your location, based on real-life locations and scenarios, such as exotic Pattaya Beach (wrap it up Buster!), bizarre Diego Garcia (fight boredom off with a 10 hour SAR!), frigid Misawa (set the parking brake and the plane still slides across the ice!), or 'tip of the spear Overland' (dodge a SAM and fly with a crusty SAS advisor! put on 15 pounds eating MREs!)...
With the online version, play with your friends! Deal with maintainers on det getting in trouble with local authorities! Aircrew that can find a sub anywhere yet still lose their helmets! TACCOs with amazing max-ed out credit cards!
And when the time comes to stick it to Ivan...er...Wang...er...Habib...uh...well whoever...face the dreaded hung store or "No KILL READY". Watch actual video of the Nav hand pumping the bomb bay open...
HOURS of fun for the whole family!
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(I'm sure the game will be much more action oriented, less 'Search', more 'Attack' and 'Re-Attack', with torps, harpoons, and hopefully SLAM-ERs flyin)