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New Aircraft Carrier - William J. Clinton

The Chief

The Chief

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The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in cutting the military and CIA budgets. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, forms a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation.:eek: :eek:
 
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RHPF

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Hahahaha... I was going to say... I would be disappointed seeing any great vessel of any sort be named in his honor. This thread more than makes up for it. Good post :thumbup_1
 
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UpSidEdown777

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That ship is sweet! I can only imagine the joy it would bring to set sail amongst such a worthy spectacle of American radical liberalism
 
Coota0

Coota0

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The Chief said:
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It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F18 Hornet aircraft , which although cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, forms a very menacing presence.
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Not an aviator so I could be wrong, but isn't that a Tomcat?
 
Brett327

Brett327

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I'll bet if you fire up the engines on that jet, you could turn that barge into one mean ski boat.

Brett
 
A4sForever

A4sForever

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Hooorah !!! Or Hoooyah, if you prefer. The Chief's back in town. The rest of you punks had better watch out. :D
 
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