Those of a certain year group range will recall a certain . . . umm . . . boisterous Meridian sim instructor who was also a SELRES IP until he retired as an O-6. He apparently was an OCF god in the T-2, and still gave the initial academic lectures on the T-45 departure modes when I went through. I can't remember which departure he was describing (that NATOPS penguin has long left the iceberg), but it was the last one in the FTI, and he was using a sheet metal T-45 model to lecture with. So he describes the control inputs and says something to the effect of "and that will basically make the jet do this . . ." and chucks the model across the classroom. ?