MIDNJAC's comments made me think of something which was pretty funny, I probably won't be able to do justice to it without you guys actually hearing it but here goes...Last September I went to Oceana for their airshow and the F-14 Assoc. reunion. My buddy Mitch and I are walking behind these two yokels and we're listening to their conversation which goes something like this; "Hea Bob, you ever been here before?" Bob: "Naw." Dash 1 or how about we call him "Cletus": "Well you see this ain't just your normal jet base, this here's a MASTER Jet Base!"
Needless to say we both cracked up and then got starred down by "Bob" and "Cletus," "Cletus" was missing a lot of teeth by the way. Just my .02.