Marine Humour

[FlyinRock]

OK OK OK (ala Peschi)....So this Marine helicopter pilot gets into an argument with an Army helicopter pilot about proficiency and capability. The Marine says he can get to altitude faster than the Army puke, and by using a low power setting.
Well, the Apache driver says "YOU'RE ON YOU JARHEAD ASSHOLE" and starts pulling pitch.
The Marine simply rolls inverted and does an autorotation.
Semper Fi
Rocky

 

[0311Aggie]

This oldie still cracks me up-

When General Patton died after World War II, he went to the gates of Heaven to talk to St. Peter. The first thing he asked is if there were any Marines in heaven. St. Peter told him, "Marines? No, Marines are too rowdy for heaven." He then asked why Patton wanted to know. Patton told him he was sick of those cocky Marines overshadowing the Army because they did more with less and were all hard-core sons of bitches, and so on and so forth. St. Peter reassured him that there were absolutely no Marines, so Patton went on in. As he was checking out his new home he rounded a corner and saw someone in Marine Corps Dress Blue Alphas. Furious, he ran back to St. Peter and yelled "You lied to me! There ARE Marines in heaven!" St. Peter said "Who him? That’s just God. He wishes he were a Marine."