It's only the greatest threat to liberty, justice, and the American way...What’s a lava monster?
It can be defeated only by a recruit wielding a Mameluke sword.

It's only the greatest threat to liberty, justice, and the American way...What’s a lava monster?
Choke yourselfWhat’s a lava monster?
I’m a blast at parties. Thinking back to my many months of low single digit flight hours in the fleet, it would have sucked to get roped into a dog and pony show that prevents squadrons from using their planes to actually train. If they want to look good, then maybe organize a large scale assault support exercise and use all those ospreys and shitters to move a battalion, and film the crap out of it. But I guess that would involve actually being good rather than looking good.
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Despite massive shows of air power, nearly 40 percent of Marine Ospreys are not mission capable
The Osprey is the Corps’ “most in-demand and deployed aircraft.”trib.al
40% NMC rate.