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Man ordered from his airline seat and told to sit in bathroom

BACONATOR

Well-Known Member
pilot
Contributor
If I had a porno mag and a flask, you couldn't ASK for a better situation on a flight! As for the mag and flask...if he didn't have them. HIS fault. He had a GREAT situation!
 

Spot

11.5 years and counting boat free
It would be a lot easier to get his chick/girlfriend/wire/perfect stranger in with him for the ol' mile high club because half of the work of getting two people in the bathroom is already complete.
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
Contributor

ACTUALLY .... dirty little secrets department:

At one of my airline(s) ... we used to have non-rev's (airline employees
on personal travel) sitting in the galley and biffys for take-off comin' out of South America as the flights were full of "real" people. Sometimes the non-revs were standing ... :) ... I did it once coming out of Santiago. Some of the flights only operated once a week, and if you didn't make it, you were stuck ...
 

A4sForever

BTDT OLD GUY
pilot
Contributor
Since phrog said watch the video (he kinda said to :)) ... I did.

Everything is believable leading up to the part about the "pilot" telling the guy to go sit in the biffy (i.e., airline term for head; bathroom).

If true ... the pilot is/was an idiot. The Flight Attendant (F/A) is/was a whiny bitch, regardless of gender choice.

If false ... the guy is just lookin' for money.

In any case, were he not an airline employee (he's travelin' on a "Buddy Pass" so probably not) -- he should not be occupying a crew jumpseat under any circumstances. The complaining F/A should be disciplined as should the "pilot". The airline looks stupid and bad. The guy gets money.

Jet Blue = low budget airline = low budget employees, in general.

To the American traveling public: You get what you pay for .... :)
 

Schnugg

It's gettin' a bit dramatic 'round here...
None
Super Moderator
Contributor
At least he didn't stay in there for 2-3 years and fuse to the seat...
 

HAL Pilot

Well-Known Member
None
Contributor
All that is left (at least in the US) is 'Hags & Fags'....
You don't fly interisland in Hawaii. Mostly young, good looking junior female FAs. The senior hags and the fags seem to like the international (mainland) flying - 8 to 10 legs a days is too much work for them.

But the last time I checked the FAA did not require FAs for boxes.....
 

fatathaland

Moderator
What a wuss! This guy should have had some dignity and told the captain to go screw himself.

At the very least he could have demanded free booze, and he woulda got it too. I mean drunk, in turbulence, and in an airliner lavatory...yeeehaw!
 
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